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Sunday, November 5th, 2009

House Keeping
Posted @ 12:18pm

Just an update, that I have fixed the e-mail form, and the Wall Scratchings form (to your right), so you can now properly contact me.

When you're gone for a year and a half, stuff tends to stop working.
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Happy Birthday Sesame Street
Posted @ 12:05am

I learned so much from you growing up, so many valuable lessons...

I know I'm a little late on this, but today I honor you..

Happy Fucking Birthday!

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I Wanna "Sext" You Up
Posted @ 12:00am

Teenagers don't realize how good they have it. Ipods, Playstations, Iphones, Blackberrys, Facebook, Macbooks, color tv, the technology sitting in teenagers hands is insane, and getting better everyday. You can take away a kids phone, and some will act as if you just took their livelihood...their whole fucking world...

That's because most parents don't realize what their child is capable of doing with that phone.

I'm about to date myself here, and say one of those "When I was your age..." stories, but, when I didn't even see a cell phone until I was 16, and back then, it could barely fit into the pocket of my over sized baggy jeans.

Now, kids are texting, sending pictures, shooting videos...

The smart ones are using their phone to get some dirty pics of their girlfriends

That's right, teens are "sexting", or "fucxting" as I prefer. Send their boyfriend/girlfriend a dirty message, send em a booby shot late at night.

When I was 15, I didn't see a boob until I got the stack of Playboys the creepy old neighbor was throwing in the dumpster.

And those were from the 80's!!

Now teenage boys across the world get to scope out the goods early, and the girls, while potentially setting themselves up for embarrassment later down the road, are at least able to get a horny teenage boy off their back for a little bit.

So to all the teenagers out their, getting their "sext" on....

I raise my glass to you!

You are definitive proof of progress, and you don't even realize it.
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