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Sunday, November 1st, 2009
Love A Good Train Wreck When I See One
I saw this, and I laughed.
Then I realized it was real, and I cried...
And I thought I was an egomaniac.
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The King of Kings
I Play with tiny wrestlers in tiny cages....
But I do not discriminate...
I also play with giant wrestlers in tiny cages...
This is why I am much cooler than you!
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1.5 Years Worth of E-Mail
Back when I regularly updated, I actually had people ballsy (or dumb) enough to e-mail their actual opinions of me (people think I care). In the year and a half absence I took, emails began to build up....and when I say build up, what I mean is, I got 4, and never responded to them.
Well, that ends now. Today I share with you real emails, from real people, with real responses, from me!
update yer webpage!!!
Done!
Ed,
My name is Richard. After recently reading your submitted article "You People Make Me Sick", I have but one response: Where do you get off?
In my wife....
Don't come to me crying because nobody cares about your pathetic website!
Well, Dick, pretty sure I didn't, my website is awesome, and if you think that was my issue, you obviously misread the article, or you're a total tard!
Get off your damn soapbox and do something productive with your life, and quit wasting our time!
Richard
Wow...dude...you really stuck it to me there. I guess I really should try doing something productive with my life. I mean, the wife, the kid, the multi million dollar restaurant I run, the house I own in a rich white neighborhood, with the stereotypical "white picket fence"...fuck man, what have I been doing with my life??
Then again...
I'm pretty sure I taught myself how to build this site in 1998, using a (at the time) complex web coding, wordpad, photoshop, and a stolen computer magazine just so I could get on the internet, and tell douche nozzles like you, to go fuck themselves!
But thanks for the email, keep reading! :)
yo bro wuts up? wen r u goin 2 write mo shit to dat site lil green futballs??????? dat shit was fukin funny as shit!!! u shuld do more of dat!!
~*~c-laz~*~
*SIGH*
First of all, it blows my mind that you even have the mental capacity to send an email, let alone understand something I wrote. However, to answer your question, it would be too easy to regularly bash a one sided, narcissistic website like that. Making fun of stupid people all day is not what I'm all about...
Ok, I'm lying, that's totally what I'm all about.
However, Little Green Footballs worked up a bunch (like thousands) of stupid people, and convinced them to harass a call center, non stop, for 3 days straight over a scarf. I called them out on it because it was misdirected anger towards people having nothing to do with the issue, and just flat out childish. It was a one time thing, and as long as they stay off my radar, I have no intentions of viewing their site, or making negative comments towards them.
Not sure if you understood all that, so here's a picture of a cute kitten to entertain you!
Hello,
I was surfing the web when I found your web page. Great work! Can't wait to read more.
Yes, I know, I'm phenomenally awesome! Bow to my greatness!
Alright, so those are all the emails I needed to reply to. Now that I'm updating again, I demand more! Write Me!
Write me NOW!
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My dog builds forts...
Forts much greater than mine!
Be Jealous
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