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Friday, April 11th, 2008

You People Make Me Sick!
Posted @ 1:23am

I continuously find myself less, and less motivated to update this site. There was a time when I couldn't go through a day without laying something down on here.

This has always been my baby! I took it from a blank page, to what you see before you now. It's been through a lot of good times, and a lot of controversy over the years, but up until lately it's always been the same.

One day, the way I did things wasn't good enough for the search engines, or the browsers, or the people anymore. I first considered it the evolution of the web, but now see it as it is. This world always has a way of taking something so pure, and innocent, and slowly destroying it piece by piece until everything that is good has been sucked out of it.

I would now like to tell you all exactly what I think of these groups/peoples....the Nazis of the internet.

Fuck Google - Who the fuck made you the goddamn dictator of the fucking web? Why the hell do I have to worry about you constantly poking, prodding, and "analyzing" my fucking page? And while I'm at it, fuck your Page Rank too! I got more important things to do than sit around and pray that in 3 fucking months your going to bump me back up to my 6, or drop me back down to the 0 you gave me after that! I no longer fear, or respect your methods.

Fuck Technoratti..or however the hell you spell it - I am so tired of seeing worthless, bullshit sites having this awesome Technoratti "authority", and then, looking down on me, because mine is 10. I bust my fucking ass! I don't beg for links, I don't ride "trains" or do "memes" or fucking "go viral", because it is pointless. Why would I want a huge spike of traffic, if none of them care, read, or ever plan on ever coming back to this shithole of a website? Yet, I'm considered the sucky one who is ranked 937,827 on their site. Fuck that!

Fuck Search Engine Optimization - I've read books, done studies, and to the greater extent, done everything they have asked me to do....and I get nothing! My S.E.O. score went from a 93 in December, down to the 74 that it's at today. Why? Because once again, somebody changed the fucking rules. Now I'm not as successful because I refuse to drop my hard earned money to be in the fucking Yahoo Directory! Have you seen what those fuckers are trying to charge for a listing? Now, since I haven't gotten an article onto the front page of Digg, I'm not worthy? I now look at S.E.O., the same way I look at Hallmark making fucking "Sweetest Day". It's a bullshit ploy for everyone to play along with, so someone else can rake in some fucking cash. But, if I ignore it, like if I ignore Sweetest Day, I'm going to get penalized! All I have to do is have my proper meta tags, good keywords, and label all my fucking pictures...that's what most of you dumb fucks are paying somebody to do for you? Sure, theres a little more to it...only because they keep adding shit on! SEO is making dat money, and laughing at your asses all the way to the fucking bank!

Fuck Social Networking Sites (Mybloglog, Entrecard, especially blogexplosion, Spicypage, bloggingtofame, and the rest of ya!) - Before I go on, I want to make a side note: I really like Entrecard until last week when they changed some shit around...I'm not going to go into details, but it really pissed me off. Anyway, there are so many people who love these sites. Yes, they are great for finding a new page to read, or even making some friends along the way, but there are too many people that believe that this will make you famous. I'm signed up for probably almost every single one, and I regularly get e-mails informing me that I have a new message at one of these places. Once upon a time, I got all excited, until I realized that almost every single message I got consisted of something along the lines of: "Hey, I voted for you (never looked at your site), now come vote for me, so I can be number 1", or "Elloo...you be my friend? I hav bery nice blog. U shuld read, tis called 'Make Money Now', hope 2 c u der!". But, I give these places some credit, at least it didn't take them 9 months to accept me like Blogexplosion, who has yet to even put a screen shot of my page, on my profile, after 3 months! "Oh, it's in the que, it's coming!", they say. NEVER GO THERE! The point here is, all these people are after the same thing everyone else is after. They view your page for 30 seconds to get some credits, or whatever, and they never fucking return. Yet, we all fall for it!

Fuck Mark "Rizzn" Hopkins - To anyone who wasn't aware, the "Riz" and I had a...scuffle, about almost a year back, over an article that I had written. I didn't mind the debate over what I had said one bit, I encourage it, but this guy got personal, and nasty with me. Anyway, fast forward to now, I got an e-mail yesterday from LinkdIn, or some place like that, saying that Mark Hopkins wants to invite me to his social network! I don't know this guy, and I definitely don't like this guy, where would he get the fucking idea that I want to be part of his business circle? So he can bash what I do for a living again? I work hard for my money, and love what I do, and it's people like this guy, that have always tried to take my pride away from me! Mark, I really hope someday you stumble upon this...I would love nothing more, than to shit on your face! I actually hope that the cancer I eventually will get from smoking too much, lets me live long enough to attend your funeral, and leave the most giant, ex-lax'd explosion in your casket to take to your grave with you!

Fuck The Pros - Everyday people go to these sites, with a person flashing a huge 100 grand check, or their brand new car, and eat up everything they fucking say. Honestly, their content is garbage, and you all know it! But you'll keep going back, and leaving your thousands of comments a day about how their pictures of the last convention they attended, full of people you don't know, or ever will meet, are so totally awesome....with the slight hope that maybe, someday, they will give you a shout out on their site, and send you tons of traffic. On top of that, then they're going to turn around and charge $400 for a 125x125 ad spot on their site. The only reason these guys make money, is because you keep going back looking for some miracle answer that will make you "that guy" too. You're never going to get it. John Chow has it right in his fucking title: "I make money online by telling people how much money I make online". Wake up!

Fuck All You Bastards Critiquing Me In The Forums - For the longest time, when I first came back, I had all these people hounding me about not having a "label" or "niche" for my site. It never had one in the past, and did just fine, but now a days, I can't just talk about random shit, and expect people to come by and read it. After lots of thought, and consideration, I couldn't find any one word, or phrase to sum up what I do on this page. I went with the "offensive humor" angle, which I have always hated. I did it because it was the closest thing I could say to sum up a majority of what I write. I'm just that way by nature. The only down side is, now if I'm not coming up with new ways to piss off conservatives, or shock the soccer moms who occasionally frequent here, I can't put anything up at all. I'm held hostage by my own niche. I have so many people coming here from the offensive humor SEO that I did, and if theres a day that I want to write something else, I can't, because now I'm bound by this fucking label, that I didn't even like in the first place. I will no longer be pushing this angle. I will write whatever I am feeling at the time, and if it occasionally irks someone the wrong way, go me, but if not, I'm not going to build hype for something I cannot mentally deliver on a day to day basis.

Fuck Grammer - I didn't do well in english class. I'm sure I have tons of run on sentences, and often don't use proper punctuation, or use words in the proper context. I'm not a professional writer, and have never claimed to be. I write how I talk...and sometimes that means I don't get a lot of time to breathe. That's just what I do, so if it bothers you, I'm sorry, let me refer you to someone who cares

If there's anyone I missed, I'm sorry, I'll be sure to send you a picture of my white hairy ass, as soon as I remember.

Ever since I came back from hiatus a year ago, I have been struggling to play by these new rules that the internet gods have set out for me.

No more.

I will run this site however I damn well please, and if none of you want to read it, it won't phase me in the least. I don't post ads, I don't make any money doing this. I started it because I enjoyed it, and I'm not going to let any of the people listed above stop me from doing that!

Whiteboystyle.com no longer brings "The Most Offensive Humor Around".

But I will still talk about masturbation, pissing on animals, shitting in Rizzns' grave, and about how much I hate everything, whenever I please.

Thank you for reading!
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