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Monday, November 15th, 2009
Twilight Fans UNITE!
I knew it was coming...
It was only a mater of time before the passionate Twilight fans surfaced.
Most don't like me, but that's okay. They don't like me cuz I'm right, and they can't debate!
Let's read!!!!
Name: Kierra Fuller
Subject: TWILIGHT
TWILIGHT IS GR8 YOU DONT NO WHAT YOU ARE SAYIG THE ACTING IS GR8 THE STORY IS GR8 AND YOU ARE STUPID
That's a good start, but we can do better....
Name: Lacy Caplin
Subject: ?????
Are you for real? All of your statements regarding the Twilight series are so off base! Try enlightening yourself and read a book!
Ahhh, that's a little better, but my last response is my favorite.
Why?
It's semi well written, debatable, kinda intelligent, and insults to me are minimul.
It actually comes from a friend of mine, so since I respect her, I will keep my "douchebaggery" set to stun.
Name: Jessi
Subject: Twilight Posting
First my comment is too long to post on ur wall therefore ur getting this message. You have permission to do with it as u wish. Being an avid Twilight fan and having read all the books more times than I can count I had no choice but to respond as follows.
Fair enough, I will hear you out...
First, vampires have always been cast as being killed or injured by sunlight. I agree, however, time's change. Things evolve. Why can't vampires evolve also?
I'm proud slavery was abolished, women can vote, and gay marriage is legal in certain states, but do not take a fictional classic character, like a vampire, and think I can accept all the rules being broken.
Kryptonite can kill Superman, zombies want brains, Batman can't fly, Hulk will smash, Darth Vader is Luke Skywalkers father, and Jesus died for your sins.
That's just the way it is.
Nothing is touched in the books in regards to the sunlight issue other than Stephanie Myer (the author since I'm sure you don't know that) stating that most of the beliefs of vampires being killed by stakes, sunlight etc. are myth.
That's bogus!
So all I leave with you in regards to this, things can change, and no one ever sticks to the original.
I'm cool with a little tweaking, but you can't just wipe out the fundamentals by saying it's all fake. I mean, how pissed were all those people watching Dallas, when it turned out 90% of the show was all a dream?
Lame!
Second, Edward (the vampire) was changed in the 1800's putting him under 200 years old but when he was changed he was 17 years old at the time. His looks and body are frozen at 17 so why can't he go after a 16 year old poon? And to correct you Bella (the girl - as you refer to her) is 17 also.
I'm sorry, if you're 200 years old, and you're chasing teenage poon, you're a pedophile! I'm 27, and I look like I'm 12, does that mean I can start macking on the playground?
That defense will not hold up in any court!
Third, in order for you to understand the werewolf thing you have to read the books. Since I doubt you will do this let me explain.
Please do, you're right, I won't read the books...
Jacob (the werewolf) is not actually a werewolf. He is a native american who's tribe has a "gift" so to speak. His ancestors used their spirits at times to watch over their tribes instead of using their actual bodies. Long story short there was bad blood between one leader and a tribe member. Leader is in spirit form disrguntled member kills his body so leader cannot return to his human form. Leader's spirit finds a wolfe who is willing to share his body and somehow it comes to be that certain tribe members can transform to wolves when angered because it helps protect their tribe since the wolves are stronger. Complicated I know but he's not a werewolve he's a shapeshifter who just always turns into a wolfe.
Okay, I can buy into that, that's fine, I'm down with this concept. However, they shouldn't put up this front, and then turn around, and sell it to me claiming he's a "werewolf", if that's not what he is.
That's false advertisement!
Fourth, you can't help who you fall in love with or who your attracted to. She doesn't actually date the werewolfe. And if you actually paid attention to the movie she's drawn to Edward because of his features and characteristics. Vampires have a natural ability to draw humans to them since normal vampires prey on human blood. It makes it easier for the feeding.
She can love a vampire, that's fine, but whether she's banging the werewolf doggy style, or not, you can not deny that this chick attracts some fucked up people.
And last but not least. Vampires don't sell Volvos this is correct. But if you were volvo and there was this HUGE craze about Twilight and it just so happens that the vampire character drives one of your cars...wouldn't you want to make a profit off of it too?
If I was Volvo, yes!
If I created Twilight, FUCK NO! That's selling out!
It's not even selling out in a smart way! That car sucks! Let the vampire drive a cool car. After 200 years, he should have either saved up enough money to get a nice car, or atleast have enough sense to know that this car is not helping his social appearance!
I suggest you do some research into the actual books instead of just going after the movie because if you had there wouldn't have been a need for me to respond to your post :) lol.
I'm sure I'll hear back from you and I'll enjoy the response.
-Jess
To be honest.....I haven't even seen the movie!
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Things I Am Not A Fan Of II
Since "Things I Am Not A Fan Of" on my last update was so therapeutic, I decided to make it a weekly thing. I especially enjoy it when things I dislike are things you love, and you write, telling me how I should burn in hell.
Back by my own demand, Things I Am Not A Fan Of II!
5) Who the fuck is Levi?: I'm not exactly sure why Sarah Palins daughters "baby daddy" is on my television screen so much. I often wonder why Sarah Palin is on my television screen so much. What I do know is, this guy is officially on my douche bag list, which also includes, Spencer, from The Hills, and John Goslin. Unless you are entertaining me, or trying to sell me a "snuggie", get the fuck off my screen! I put a lot of money into my cable, and you appearing on it should be a crime equally as bad as jizzing in my coffee!
Please go away, or die!
4) New Rap: What happened to the good ol days of Tupcac, Biggie, Tribe Called Quest, Wu Tang, and Nas? Maybe I'm getting old, but rap music the past 8 years has been awful! I personally blame Lil John...he was like the Master P of the 00's. Everything now is so poppy, twangy, and....lame. Where's the lyrical flow? Where's that head nod shit that will make my white ass break my neck? I demand someone remedies this situation immediately, while I sit back, complain, and offer no valid or reasonable solution!
3) Pizza Hut: Your service is slow, the person taking my order has to ask m to repeat my number, address, order, and sexual preference several times, I always feel icky afterwards, and it all ends with diarrhea. It's not the good "oh, I got time to catch up on my reading" diarrhea, it's the "why is an endless stream of piss pouring out of my ass??!???" kind of diarrhea.
This is unacceptable, and I will never order from you again....unless I'm trying to get out of a family event with the in-laws!
2) Mimes: They're just creepy!
1) Not Having Universal Healthcare: Wake up people! Yes, your money will be going to my lung cancer, because I smoke too damn much, but remember that when my moneys going to have some doctor stick his finger up your ass! I don't care what debate you want to put up, it's a better system for everyone!
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